Twilight Review

I just watched the latest box office hit, "Twilight." And, let me inform you that I have read all four books. The writing is bad, the story was okay, making it an all-around mediocre series. I'll be honest, though. If I read this in high school, I would have ate it up. Ate it up like the sad little pre-teen that I was (and still am under these cold, exterior walls.) But, I'm not 13 year old anymore. So, it was only mildly entertaining.
The movie was a PERFECT adaptation of the book: a mediocre film adapted from a mediocre book. That said, here's what I do like about Twilight:
Robert Pattinson. So fine. He's so hot I want to kill him like a stalker victim.
Cast. Everyone is too good-looking.
Teen angst. No one can beat teens on drama.

The only book of the series I liked was the last one. That's the only movie I'll be waiting in line to see. Okay, okay, I'll be waiting in line for each movie.